Disney & AIDS

I am in training right now. It is 1443 hours. This morning everyone in the bay cleaned! I did a bunch of different things, but when I was in the latrine, I thought it was a mini gas chamber. Oh the smell of bleach...

Before that, I had a PT test. Now I was a bit pissed off because I am like 99.9% sure teh DS did not count about 15 or so sit-ups. I counted in my head. I counted by 10's and remember how many times I said 10 in my head. I will admit, I maybe got off count by 10, but I doubt it. I believe I had between 50-55 sit-ups, DS said 35. Oh well. I guess when they see 70 on my last PT test, they will be like:
"DAMN! 100% improvement!"
Where in reality it is 50% improvement. Whatever, let them believe what they want.

A couple of things I've noticed so far:

I'm not sure what to think of this one. Either scary or purely coincidence, DS Hayes and my dad whistle some of exact same "diddies". I don't know if it is a whistle my Dad learned from his DS. If so... weird.

Another thing. Does basic have a link with Disney movies? I have been wanting to watch a couple of movies: The Lion King and Robin Hood. Robin Hood I want to watch because of teh opening song that is whistled (we have an amazingly talented whistler in the platoon, Ben, so I thought of Robin Hood). And The Lion King for the song "Can You Feel teh Love Tonight". If you read previous blogs you will know why. GET THIS! The whistler, Ben, was singing The Little Mermaid. Everwhere I think: DISNEY!! Is this a sign? Yet, Forrest Gump jumps in as well. Actually, I would watch any Tom Hanks movie. That guy is hilarious, but Forrest Gump is at the top.

Okay folks, respond in teh comments box with an answer. Is Heier that weird of a last name? Every cadre says something like, "What the fuck kind of name is that?" It must be the three vowels in a row that gets them. However, I have noticed the farther south and east you live, the more "normal" your last name will be, or easier to pronounce. Sophisticated hicks in teh midwest, we rock!

U.S. ARMY backwards is YMRASU: Yes, Mr. Retarded Ass Signed Up! Some soldier said that and I started bustin' a gut. Oh how I love being in the band.

No one was shot at Advanced Rifle Marksmanship! Hooray for life! Proof that no one person still here is stupid and crazy. Just stupid or crazy.

I just thought of something to say, but I'm not going to say it.

Do you wanna know what it is?

Oh the suspense, I am going to leave it like that.

PEACE & LOVE,
Daniel D. Heier

P.S. During training, a DS asked what the name of some radio meant. ASEP I think is the name of it. Either way, a soldier in training gave the definition of AIDS. So today, we all received hands on training on AIDS. Wow!! Sadly this happens every day for that soldier, but this tops it all. AND - Hi Carey, from Patrick.

PFC Heier, Daniel D.
D Co. 3rd PLT
3rd Bn, 13th Inf Regt
5385 Jackson Blvd USABCTCoE
Fort Jackson, SC 29207-6110